Captain Obvious

Prompt: Captain Who Proudly Declares Only The Most Obvious Observations
    
    
    
Captain Stuck-In-Space

Prompt: Starship Captain Whose Hyperdrive Is Always Broken
    
    
    
Captain Hindsight

Prompt: Captain Hindsight Arrives Too Late
    
    
    
Caldera the Cephalopod

Prompt: Squid Game
    
    
    
Windy McFluffy

Prompt: Pretentious Smug Green Energy Loves The Smell Of His Own Farts
    
    
    
Karen Kontroller

Prompt: Safe Spaces Trigger Warning Karen
    
    
    
Aqua-Volcano

Prompt: Lava-Lamp Bottlenose Dolphin
    
    
    
Burrito Boy

Prompt: Burrito
    
    
    
Colorful Concoctor

Prompt: Rainbow Fungus
    
    
    
The Donut Alchemist

Prompt: Alchemist Donut
    
    
    
Twirly McCheese

Prompt: Slinky Cheese
    
    
    
Fuzzy Flutter

Prompt: Chimera Numbat