Captain Obvious

Prompt: Captain Who Proudly Declares Only The Most Obvious Observations
Captain Stuck-In-Space

Prompt: Starship Captain Whose Hyperdrive Is Always Broken
Captain Hindsight

Prompt: Captain Hindsight Arrives Too Late
Caldera the Cephalopod

Prompt: Squid Game
Windy McFluffy

Prompt: Pretentious Smug Green Energy Loves The Smell Of His Own Farts
Karen Kontroller

Prompt: Safe Spaces Trigger Warning Karen
Aqua-Volcano

Prompt: Lava-Lamp Bottlenose Dolphin
Burrito Boy

Prompt: Burrito
Colorful Concoctor

Prompt: Rainbow Fungus
The Donut Alchemist

Prompt: Alchemist Donut
Twirly McCheese

Prompt: Slinky Cheese
Fuzzy Flutter

Prompt: Chimera Numbat